i hate butter

2007-12-26T09:35:00.001-08:00

I have not updated for a year, WOOOOO!!!!!

2006-11-16T04:53:00.000-08:00

Today was the last day i got to see the buttholes from school. Well i gotta say i may miss some of them. So anyways when i got to school, i had my usual nap. Then we had to sing the national anthem. I hav to say, nobody sang the damn song. There i was, the retard standing on my chair, using the friggin broomstick as my microphone to sing the effin song. And the whole lot just stared at me...Well ok, maybe i was just being an idiot. Oh well. So played chinese chess(I practically suck at it)till recess came. Then ate maggi mee and went to play wif the others. Then went fer a drink wif the muscle dude. When I came back, I was feeling high and hyper so i decided to hav some fun... Paul found some realli gay clothes and we tried em on...We looked like idiots...So then we gave Ming hao a hyper wedgie that he'll never forget. Haha, then isaiah tried to strip me( sick fella) so i decided to play along and did some messed up stuff to him.Then chinese chess again. So then it was goodbye and i gave hugs all around. Then went out wif the others to j8. Had me lunch, and took neoprints(i was forced). Then we went shopping!!!!!(i'm not realli that enthusiastic about it in real life)Then Gwen started becoming embarassed and i didn't realli know why so i came up wif some realli lame shit questions...At the time she left us, she gave me a glass bottle(whispers**i'm not tellin, go eff urself) then went to wen tings place to play cs and lf2...well my parents are like friggin pissed wif me bcoz of me phone bill...oh well (for those who find this post gay. If i realli were one, my profile would say: I'm a hot transsexual dude whu likes banging hot indian man!) kae thats it....

2006-11-10T05:47:00.000-08:00

kae today not bad lah actually...so wnt to school even though i din plan do...did the usual crap then played bball and had lunch...went home to be emo in my room...then play com...go jogging wif bentan and colin...the idiots threw colins bike over the stadium bcoz the person there din allow them to bring it in lol... so jogged 10 rounds then finish coz raining...erm then we went fer a drink...colin spilt ice over the floor(oso dunno why) then the uncle scold...bentan ran away i followed him afterwards then went home...com, dinner and com again...sry for writing this post wif no enthusiasm at all ppl...feelin kinda tired rite now bzzz...

2006-11-08T05:32:00.000-08:00

today was kinda slack...woke up at 9.30...finally i got some real sleep...so i did my thing in the bathroom (for those wif dirty minds, i meant bathe)then i played the com...then go lunch wif my mum and bro...today nvr eat my fav food..but still quite ok la...aniwayz came back home, then tune my guitar and played for awhile...then go play com again...after that slept for bout 2 to 3 hours...wake up and exercise...then go eat dinner at heartland mall...pizza..harha...made fun of my bro who's workin at de ice cream shop...now i'm here haha...kae signing off

2006-11-06T23:23:00.000-08:00

so, when i woke up today... i was feeling kinda itchy... down there...mus be bcuz of the record breaking wedgie i gave myself. aniwayz got up kinda late...paps was kinda cranky...went to school and played the usual...chinese chess uno etc etc..bla bla bleah shyt hav eu ani poo...so it went on and on and on and on...till the end of school... went to lunch wif marcus(tall dude) and isaiah...chicken rice served up as usual...then went to de playground to hang out awhile...then took the bus home, and went to sleep for awhile...then i practiced guitar bfore doin wad i'm doin now...so lets get back to the wedgie...dat oh so famous wedgie...my underpants came as high as my darn boobs! not dat i hav boobs but wadever...so i thought about changing over to boxers...but mani of my frens tell me that ur lil buddies tend to sag in boxers...ok too much info rite...wadever thats all i'm blogging for today

2006-10-31T05:20:00.000-08:00

vvvvvvvvvvvvery borrringgg dddaayyyyy tooooddday! i woke up on the floor, feelin real constipated, so went to school and did nothing as usual...went for a cat high promo talk...my teach saw my earring and shouted at me to give it to her, but i jus walked off... some of me classmates stole me stuffz...didn noe they were so effin childish...stupid effers...i mean like jeez, get a effin life dammit...so then i went home...fell asleep, went online, slept again...then went outside to practice...and went to church...de other dudes were already there when i came...after dat they went fer dinner or somethin...to sum it all off, now i dont onli hate butter...i hate jam too...zzzzzzzz

2006-10-30T05:48:00.000-08:00

woke up pretty tired today... went to school...veri sian day...finally learned how to play chinese chess lol, but i suk at it haha...had cup noodles wif chocolate milk fer lunch...sounds stupid but it actually tastes quite good...so played some com, then went to sleep...after dat went out to practice juggling...then came home, bathe and had a sumptiliciousousnice dinner...then slept awhile more...now i'm blogging...

2006-10-29T04:08:00.000-08:00

today practically sucked...sucked like hell...so woke up to go fer church...then went fer breakfast wif de altar dudes... one stupid pai kia fella came up and sat wif us... we said hi and he was like chou ji bai ka ni na(is dat how u spell it? wadever....)so i think he was kinda retarded cuz he could onli reply in bad words, he offered me some sticks which i almost took but decided not to in the end, then my bro and his pals arrived...haha! we bastarded(means make fun)the guy like siao...he talk big say he call his gang and his 'god kor' come whack us up, he even ask us to call his godkor...but turned out his godkor was andre, one of my bros frens...so we threatened to call and he offered us like 150 bucks fer us to shuttup, but we made the call aniway...so the andre fella said he would whack the pai kia fella if he did somthin like dat again, after dat went fer cat class then went play dod wif the guys, then colin came and we went fer lunch, had chicken rice as usual...than we played dod again and then we went home...my parents went out and i felt like jogging so i messaged my parent and told him where i was goin, i arrived quite late coz i did like extra 2km...my parents were siao when i got home...they think i'm doin somethin bad... i mean like wtf...aniwayz...wadever i dun care if they dun believe me...

2006-10-28T05:12:00.000-07:00

hmmm....hmmm....hmmm ok enough with the hmmms.... hmmm hmmm so today went to the clinic fer my bro to take xray...after that went for lunch at jack's place...my mum bought me the kid's meal as usual...i've been 10 for 3 years so far lol... i wonder how long more we can fool the staff there... so after that i went to my a watch... its quite a nice watch...luv it...then we went to watch DOA dead or alive... it pretty much sucked...after that i hate lyk 10 pieces of hotdog bread... felt kinda fat, so i went to train... ran bout 3 km then came home...threw my shirt into the washing machine and went out to practice wif me new sepak takraw...was jus about to finish when me bro askz me to go joggin again wif him... so i gladly go! but guess wad? halfway when i was jogging, i realized i forgot to wear me shirtz!! so there i was at serangoon stadium...half naked wif alot of ah soh, a few ah pek and one chi ko pek staring at me... wad to do?...then my stomach cramped terribly as i jogged home...had char kway teow fer dinner... it tasted like poo...not that i've ever tasted poo, but i think thats wad it would taste like...ok i'm confusing myself... so aniwayz here i am blogging now...

2006-10-27T06:44:00.000-07:00

today woke up late again as usual....so went to sch and did this stupid lil india challenge... on the bus ride there me and tb play the 'looking out fer chio bu game' lol...i spotted 1 or 2... an old woman and a pondan...so when we got there we made fun of ppl from other schs there...then jia ning keep on taking pics of me... and i bought a sepak takraw to play..the food sucked... paul bought vegetarian prata fer me...wtf...so after that went out wif me frens to j8 to watch death note. mur hahahahahhaha!!! sounds scary rite?me and paul went to eat again bcoz of our dissatisfied tummies...luckily we escaped the neoprints...after that we bought the popcorn(sponsored by the galz) and drinks(also sponsored by the galz) and tics to the show(almost also sponsored by the galz dammit)then we went to c the show...quite a cool show bout a super serial murderer, i think i wanna b lyk him when i grow up...i tried to irritate gwen but sadly -_-" it didnt work...so after that we went hougang mall and ditched paul at the arcade(sry paul cc's idea)and i went home to my food and boredomz as usual..haha wadever

2006-10-24T06:50:00.000-07:00

ok so today hari raya i woke up a lil angry cuz my folks dun allow me go out... so we wanted to go vivo city but jam like siao... took like 2 hr to go there in the end nvr go lor... so we went wisma atria to the food court to eat... i ate chicken rice as usual...so i went home and ask bentan n colin go jogging wif me...thhey nvr go... so i went myself and jogged bout 5km as usual... i ask brandon go dinner wif me he oso nvr go... so i went wif gary lor... now i'm back home hhaha lol wadever...

2006-10-23T04:57:00.000-07:00

today i woke up reall reall late fer school...but when i got there, there was nothin to do at all... so i jus fell asleep in first period...after that i woke up and played harry potter uno...quite boring lar... exept for when paul pronounced hermione as hermooine... that was dam lame...after that went for recess...played abit of soccer.. me and teng boon made a deal to score 3 hat tricks each but bad day i guess, nvr scored any...after i went back to class, Euan was his usual irritatingz selfz but after awhile i couldn't stand it animore...i wanted to whack him up but decided not to scared he cry... so i pretended to be gay while strangling him...many ppl called me gai again lol...i dun realli care about wad pplz think animore aniway...but in the end he still cried...i arm wrestled teng boon and almost won him! he is a strong dude... after that we challenge juggling in class...we were quite even lar i think... but my teacher so bodo never see a thing... so then me jn, cheryl, paul isaiah and mez went to sherms house to play counter strike and day of defeat...then i went home and trained for about an hour and a half...pretty boring day all in all so dats it then...bb

2006-10-22T08:06:00.000-07:00

ntoday was one of my morez retardedz days lolz! ok so woke up underpants and all blaz bla blz... went to church to serve mass... then i zhao class and go bike riding wif martin and my fkin bike broke! dam! actuallyz i promise to go wif him somewhere but i pang seh him to go play cs and dod wif my frenz... after that went for lunch and cs again..and then things gt quite crazy.... we went back to church to record our breakthrough video to hollywood!!we did a whole bruce lee type remake lol!got alot of retarded ppl(including me) jumping around doin nonzense. colin jumped off the 2nd lvl lol! and then we took pictures....for all those who think i am not gai look down there...in your face happy now?lol nw f*** off and leave me alone lol...then i went home and went jogging... jogged bout 5km...then i went to my veri veri rich uncle's house expecting red packet.... none came... he so cheapo jus gimme mentos..aniway back home now... gonna sleep sooon...btw its 11.14pm bb!

2006-10-21T02:54:00.000-07:00

today...murhahhahahahahahahahaahahahahhaha....
So today i woke up feelin real crappy coz i slept at 4 and had to wake up at 7plusz. but other than dat everythin waz quite ok cuz it was deepavali and the red or blue or yellow or wadever packets jus kept comin my way! firs i wen to my grammys house for breakfast..i had...erm i dunno how to spell it aniwayz..i went to my uncles house...So i sat there tryin to look real cute and adorable, and it worked! my uncle kept on squeezing my cheek and more importantly, handin me cash! i used that tactic for the rest of the day and got quitez a goodie haul of boutz 35 bucks? But i think i put on weight liao eat so much....So i'm gonna go exercise...Haha...bad thing is that i cant even do a push up lol aniwayz...bb =)

2006-10-20T06:48:00.002-07:00

My second blog!(ty jn) i kinda forgot wad my other blog name is so wellz, heresz the new onez...aniway, today i woke up in my underpants...as usual...btw its spongebob, my fav!! ok so enough about the underpants....aniwayz so i went to school and did the usual...slack, insult the teachers and so on so on...then, after assembly, jocelyn and natasha came to my class!!!! i waz lyk wtf!! they wanted to tell my teach that nat and gwen said bad wordz to zem...aya dunno dem larz, those lamo ppl...blehz... after school went to sgcc wif paul, nat and gwen...ariwan and cc dun jealous i din do anythin, i swear!soooo i had dis horriblezestestestest chicken rice eva. it was lyk totally sick...so after that we went bowlin and i won haha! then we skooted off to jn's crib to see her bungalow...her backyard is lyk bigger than my whole house... yea no kiddin...so then i went homez and played maple...aniwayz gtg nowz, my bro is whacking me up..bb